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i would simply like to say that you are an idiot. the twilight saga actually has five books. no one read the fifth one completely through. i didn’t even read the second, third, or fourth ones. the first one was a big enough waste of my time. bella fucking swan is only “relatable” (btw, learn to spell) because she’s a girl who needs a man to validate her. not to mention the fact that she’s a slut whore who can’t even decide WHICH man she needs until one of them knocks her up. there is NO SUCH THING as the “perfect american teenager” because americans are snobbish assholes who think they’re better than everyone. exhibit a) “is britian [sic] even a real place?” you don’t even give a fuck enough to spell it right! B-R-I-T-A-I-N. and yes, bitch (at this point i’m assuming you’re female because you LIKE TWILIGHT). it’s real. look on a fucking map. take a geography class. take a fucking grammar class too. who taught you grammar? stephenie meyers? because i can assure you, harry potter is FAR better written than any of that twilight crap. so, no. it’s not “an easy one” as you say. it’s a fucking stupid point that isn’t even a real let alone valid point. don’t even get me STARTED on how much MORE unrealistic vampires and werewolves are as opposed to magic and castles. castles exist. pick up a european tourist catalogue or something. “magic” happens every day. maybe not like in harry potter, with spells and incantations. but it’s real. AND EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN IS A SPARKLY DOUCHE VAMPIRE. VAMPIRES DO NOT FUCKING SPARKLE. at least harry potter has SUBSTANCE. and FOR GOD SAKE. ROBERT PATTINSON WAS IN HARRY POTTER YOU IGNORANT FUCK. “case cloes” (what the fuck does that even mean? unless of course you meant “case closed” which is a different thing entirely.)


Brazil - Geoff Muldaur

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The Grey Album is a mashup album by Danger Mouse, released in 2004. It uses an a cappella version of rapper Jay-Z’s The Black Album and couples it with instrumentals created from a multitude of unauthorized samples from The Beatles‘ LP The Beatles (more commonly known as The White Album).

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im lookin up the other stuff but dang man